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Water came cascading over the cubicle
walls, instantly saturating Keith’s half
naked body as he prematurely and
somewhat abruptly rose from the seat
of the porcelain throne. He had been
there for the previous few minutes in
quiet solitude, unaware a major midsummer
water fight had erupted outside
the walls of his enclosure.
It was mid-day, we had recently
moved into the new store, a two-storey
building also our home with a balcony
on the second floor. I just happened to be
on the balcony when a camper, Pauline,
was making her way to the store.
We talked and she became so engaged
in our conversation, I asked her to hang
on for a moment I would be right back.
Returning with a bucket of ice cold
water, she was totally unaware in the
next moment her body would momentarily
shocked as the water drenched her
entire body from above. Needless to say
she was not a happy camper and went
off vowing to return with re-enforcements
and they did have those as she
was part of four or five families camping
together.
A short while later I had gone down
to the fish table to have a look at the fi sh
Robert had just brought in, of course there
is a garden hose at that location. Out of
A wet surprise nowhere one of Pauline’s children sprays
both of us and runs like the dickens back
to the relative security of the campsite,
only to return with an army of kids
sporting the newest soaker model squirt
guns. We managed to retaliate until we
ran out of garden hose. The kids were
reloading with the bathroom hose, when
we caught up with them, again stretching
the limits of the garden hose.
While I was already at the bathrooms
I started the daily cleaning which we
always start by hosing down the sand,
so already having a hose in my hand I
was loaded up just waiting for a target.
Robert came around the corner and I
started spraying him, soaking him from
top to bottom until the hose ran out. He
was now out for revenge when I saw
him coming after me with a fi ve gallon
pail full to the top.
I was boxed in with nowhere to turn.
I ran into the men’s bathroom and hid
in the shower when Robert entered the
bathroom. He must have heard some
movement in the cubicle because that’s
exactly where the water went. Robert
was a little more than shocked when I
emerged from the shower laughing like
crazy.
Keith was on the other side.
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